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For death begins with life's first breath, and life begins at touch of death.
Author: John Oxenham

For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Author: J. W. Schopf

For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
Author: H. L. Mencken

For me, words are a form of action, capable of influencing change.
Author: Ingrid Bengis

For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Author: Dan Quayle

Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes