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Journal writing is a voyage to the interior.
Author: Christina Baldwin

Judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
Author: Unknown

Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing more than another it is for the sovereignty of self-governing people.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem. The software manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a hardware problem." The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself." The marketing manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship it!"
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters ''U.F.O.'' printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ''Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?'' The alien answered, ''No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!''
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes