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The only paradise is paradise lost.
Author: Marcel Proust

The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.
Author: Aung San Suu Kyi

It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next.
Author: Ursula K. LeGuin

The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.
Author: Joan Baez

Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !
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