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This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.
Author: William Shakespeare

Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
Author: Peter McWilliams

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'.
Author: Phillip Lopate

I think the world is run by 'C' students.
Author: Al McGuire

How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes