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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Author: Mario Andretti

If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
Author: George Winters

If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier, but you all wouldn't be as entertained. My misery is your pleasure.
Author: Kanye West

If it is once again one against forty-eight, then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind.
Author: John Stuart Mill

What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes