Best Cell Phones

My mom is the most famous thing about my video blog. Everyone likes moms. People enjoy watching people's family.
Author: Schlomo Rabinowitz

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
Author: Quentin Crisp

My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Author: Cathy Ladman

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life.
Author: Edith Sitwell

My salad days, When I was green in judgment.
Author: William Shakespeare

Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.
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Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes