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Yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o' the milk of human kindness.
Author: William Shakespeare

You add insult to injury. (Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
Author: Anonymous

No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating.
Author: Harold Rosenberg

Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
Author: Samuel Johnson

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes