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A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.
Author: C. S. Lewis

A man has no more character than he can command in a time of crisis.
Author: Anonymous

A man is known by the company he avoids.
Author: Anonymous

A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
Author: H. Mathews

A man of character in peace is a man of courage in war.
Author: Sir James Glover

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes