Best Cell Phones

Mach-S, the speed at which stress can't keep up, is simply forward motion. But it has to be self- propelled. Note that people in cars are still stressed.
Author: Jef Mallett

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Author: Larry Gelbart

One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
Author: Alice James

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Author: Robert Anton Wilson

One man's folly is another man's wife.
Author: Helen Rowland

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes