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If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
Author: Spanish Proverb

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
Author: Yugoslav Proverb

If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

If we were brought to trial for the crimes we have committed against ourselves, few would escape the gallows.
Author: Paul Eldridge

Ignorance of certain subjects is a great part of wisdom.
Author: Hugo De Groot

Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes