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Keep cool and you command everybody.
Author: Louis de Saint-Just

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Author: Johnny Carson

Nay, tempt me not to love again: There was a time when love was sweet; Dear Nea! had I known thee then, Our souls had not been slow to meet! But oh! this weary heart hath run So many a time the rounds of pain, Not even for thee, thou lovely one! Wo
Author: Sir Thomas More

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
Author: William Pitt

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
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Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.
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