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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones.
Author: William Shakespeare

Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are
Author: R. D. Laing

Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a wom
Author: Joseph L. Mankiewicz

A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
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Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.
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A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes