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He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Health is not valued till sickness comes.
Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
Author: William Congreve

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Help thy brother's boat across, and lo! thine own has reached the shore.
Author: Hindu Proverb

What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !
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Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !
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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
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Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
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