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Genius hath electric power which earth can never tame.
Author: Lydia M. Child

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Genuine goodness is threatening to those at the opposite end of the moral spectrum.
Author: Charles Spencer

Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily.
Author: Arthur Brisbane

Get thee behind me, Satan.
Author: Bible

How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!
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If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
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What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!
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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!
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What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!
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