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Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Author: Jane Wagner

I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
Author: Marie Curie

I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
Author: Rachel Hunter

Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !
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