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Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen.
Author: Anonymous

Don't make use of another's mouth unless it has been lent to you.
Author: Belgian Proverb

Don't sacrifice your political convictions for the convenience of the hour.
Author: Edward M. Kennedy

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'
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The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. "Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
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Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
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