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Don't worry about a thing, 'cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Author: Bob Marley

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Author: Matt Groening

Doubt whom you will, but never yourself.
Author: Christine Bovee

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Author: William Dement

Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass for mankind. For fleeting dreams have two gates: one is fashioned of horn and one of ivory. Those which pass through the one of sawn ivory are deceptive, bringing tiding
Author: Homer

An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water? demanded the Grand Emir. A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One, stammered the wretched Abdul, white man sit on well.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes