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She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.
Author: Henry James

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Author: A. J. Liebling

Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.
Author: Charles F. Kettering

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.
Author: William Shakespeare

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted."
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes