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Necessity has no law.
Author: William Langland

Neither cast ye your pearls before swine.
Author: Bible

Nerds don't just happen to dress informally. They do it too consistently. Consciously or not, they dress informally as a prophylactic measure against stupidity.
Author: Paul Graham

Never compare your inside with somebody else's outside.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true.
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
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Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.
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