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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Author: Kin Hubbard

A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

A good son makes a good husband.
Author: American Proverb

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.
Author: Saul Bellow

A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is to have some great business and interest in your mind, which, like a sponge shall suck up your attention and keep you from brooding over what displeases you.
Author: Joseph Rickaby

Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes