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For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Author: Clifton Fadiman

For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
Author: Rainer Maria Rilke

For several days after my first book was published, I carried it about in my pocket and took surreptitious peeps at it to make sure the ink had not faded.
Author: James M. Barrie

For the fashion of this world passeth away,
Author: Bible

For the poor always ye have with you.
Author: Bible

New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
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Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp. 'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked. 'With a magnifying glass!'
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The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains. One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early. But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, 'Time to get up.' And eight hours later the echo came back and woke him up!
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Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.
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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !
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