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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Author: Johnny Carson

For today and its blessings, I owe the world an attitude of gratitude.
Author: Clarence E. Hodges

For when the One Great Scorer comes To write against your name, He marks-not that you won or lost- But how you played the game.
Author: Grantland Rice

For ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones.
Author: Bible

Force without wisdom falls of its own weight.
Author: Horace

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."
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Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck
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Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
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Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
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Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.
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