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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.
Author: Jose Narosky

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Author: Russell Baker

Indeed, what is there that does not appear marvelous when it comes to our knowledge for the first time? How many things, too, are looked upon as quite impossible until they have been actually effected?
Author: Pliny the Elder

Idleness and lack of occupation tend - nay are dragged - towards evil.
Author: Hippocrates

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes