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My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too much. My spiritual quest is the painful process of learning to let go of things not essential.
Author: Real Live Preacher

My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Author: Mark Twain

My name is Legion.
Author: Bible

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Author: Jean Rostand

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.
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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.
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