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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Author: Larry Gelbart

One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
Author: Alice James

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Author: Robert Anton Wilson

One man's folly is another man's wife.
Author: Helen Rowland

One must also accept that one has 'uncreative' moments. The more honestly one can accept that, the quicker these moments will pass.
Author: Etty Hillesum

Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.
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President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute. "I'd salute you back, Sergeant," says the President, "but as you can see, I've got my hands full." "Yes, sir," replies the sergeant. "Very nice pigs, sir. Very nice pigs." "Why, these aren't pigs," the President responds. "These are RAZORBACKS!" "Yes, sir -- razorbacks. Sorry, sir." "Yup," Clinton continues. "Got this one for Chelsea, and this one for Hillary." The sergeant replies: "Very good trade, sir -- very good trade."
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
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