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No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways to relax for at least five minutes every hour, you'd be more productive.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Make your life a mission - not an intermission.
Author: Arnold Glasgow

No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.
Author: Robert Half

No one forgives with more grace and love than a child.
Author: Real Live Preacher

What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
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