Best quotes to send by SMS

Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
Author: James Thorpe
How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.
Author: Spanish Proverb
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers' names.
Author: Alice Walker
How use doth breed a habit in a man.
Author: William Shakespeare
Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
Author: Richard Brinsley Sheridan
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alligator
!
Alligator who ?
Alligator for her birthday was a card !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva
!
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amaso
!
Amaso who ?
Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammon
!
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour
!
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes