Best quotes to send by SMS
James Thorpe Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
Author: James Thorpe

Spanish Proverb How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.
Author: Spanish Proverb

Alice Walker How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers' names.
Author: Alice Walker

William Shakespeare How use doth breed a habit in a man.
Author: William Shakespeare

Richard Brinsley Sheridan Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
Author: Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want !
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