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Men keep agreements when it is to the advantage of neither to break them.
Author: Solon

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
Author: William Hazlitt

Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Author: Herodotus

Men willingly believe what they wish.
Author: Julius Caesar

Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
Author: William Shakespeare

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What is the strongest bird ? A crane !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes