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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
Author: Marcel Proust

The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Author: Mark Twain

The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and sent him into the river where he drowned. The following Sunday his widow, all decked out in deepest black, was standing on the church steps after Mass, receiving condolences and enjoying every minute of it, when an old friend of the contractor came up. "I'm sorry, Mary, for your trouble," offered the friend. "Did Mike leave you well fixed?" "Oh, he did!" she said. "He left me almost a half million dollars." "Well now, that's not bad for a man who couldn't read or write." "Nor swim either," added the widow.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes