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Hold a true friend with both hands.
Author: Nigerian Proverb

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Author: Fred Allen

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

Honesty is the best image.
Author: Tom Wilson

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Author: Kin Hubbard

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I do." "Now what do you say to defend yourself?" "Your Honor, under those limitations... nothing."
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes