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If you don't know what to do, call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something.
Author: David Peterson

If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke.
Author: Brendan Francis

If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others?
Author: Dolores Huerta

If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !
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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !
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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !
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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
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