Best quotes to send by SMS
Anna Quindlen If God is watching us, as some believers suggest, as though we were a television show and God had a lot of free time, the deity would surely be bemused by how dumbed-down devotion has sometimes become in this so-called modern era. How might an omnipotent
Author: Anna Quindlen

D. L. Moody If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
Author: D. L. Moody

Hunter S. Thompson If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.
Author: Hunter S. Thompson

Lucretius If men saw that a term was set to their troubles, they would find strength in some way to withstand the hocus-pocus and intimidations of the prophets.
Author: Lucretius

Agatha Christie If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
Author: Agatha Christie

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Rabbit jokes What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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Rabbit jokes What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!
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Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Rabbit jokes What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him
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