
If God is watching us, as some believers suggest, as though we were a television show and God had a lot of free time, the deity would surely be bemused by how dumbed-down devotion has sometimes become in this so-called modern era. How might an omnipotent
Author: Anna Quindlen
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
Author: D. L. Moody
If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.
Author: Hunter S. Thompson
If men saw that a term was set to their troubles, they would find strength in some way to withstand the hocus-pocus and intimidations of the prophets.
Author: Lucretius
If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
Author: Agatha Christie

What do you get when you cross a frog and a
rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a
rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
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What must a policeman have before searching a
rabbits'
home?
A search warren!
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What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
Rabbits
of the Lost Ark.
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What's the best way to
catch a unique
rabbit?
Unique up on him
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