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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
Author: Alfred Adler

It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

It is fortunate to be of high birth, but it is no less so to be of such character that people do not care to know whether you are or are not.
Author: Jean de la Bruyere

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.
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Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
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Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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One woman to another at a singles bar: "I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?"
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At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise." "What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle!"
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