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Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up. That he has to leave the nest, the security, and go out to do battle. He has to lose everything that is lovely and fight
Author: Helen Hayes

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Author: Russel Lynes

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
Author: Voltaire

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Every man's life is a fairy-tale written by God's fingers.
Author: Hans Christian Andersen

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
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Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
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