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I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here.
Author: Payne Stewart

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Author: David Letterman

I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'
Author: Unknown

Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Author: Mae West

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes