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I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.
Author: Calvin Trillin

It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.
Author: George Sand

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Author: Oscar Wilde

It is an error to imagine that evolution signifies a constant tendency to increased perfection. That process undoubtedly involves a constant remodelling of the organism in adaptation to new conditions; but it depends on the nature of those conditions whet
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to be oppressed by a majority. For there is a reserve of latent power in the masses which, if it is called into play, the minority can seldom resist. But from the absolute will of an entire people t
Author: Lord Acton

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
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Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
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Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy
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What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes
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A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".
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