Best quotes to send by SMS

It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Author: Aeschylus
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
Author: Harry S Truman
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
Author: Andrew W. Mathis
It is better in some respects to be admired by those with whom you live, than to be loved by them. And this is not on account of any gratification of vanity, but because admiration is so much more tolerant than love.
Author: Sir Arthur Helps
The best jokes to send by SMS

In the summer desert heat, what did a dust
devil say
to the over-talkative dust devil?
-You are really
blowing a lot of hot air
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
How easy is it for
wind gusts to talk to
each other?
-It is a breeze
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
How
is snow white?
-Pretty
good, according to the 7 dwarfs
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Why does frost not like to lay out in the
sun?
-It burns too easily
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
What is the most popular game played by
tornadoes? -Catch my
drift
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes