Best quotes to send by SMS
Francois de La Rochefoucauld It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Aeschylus It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Author: Aeschylus

Harry S Truman It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
Author: Harry S Truman

Andrew W. Mathis It is bad luck to be superstitious.
Author: Andrew W. Mathis

Sir Arthur Helps It is better in some respects to be admired by those with whom you live, than to be loved by them. And this is not on account of any gratification of vanity, but because admiration is so much more tolerant than love.
Author: Sir Arthur Helps

The best jokes to send by SMS
Weather jokes In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air
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Weather jokes How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze
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Weather jokes How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs
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Weather jokes Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily
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Weather jokes What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift
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