Best quotes to send by SMS
The Belzer Rabbi Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil man does bad ones.
Author: The Belzer Rabbi

Bible Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.
Author: Bible

Mother Teresa Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Author: Mother Teresa

Mark Twain Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Author: Mark Twain

Don Snyder Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story.
Author: Don Snyder

The best jokes to send by SMS
Computer jokes Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
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Computer jokes Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!
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Aardvark jokes What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
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Aardvark jokes How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!
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Aardvark jokes What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!
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