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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Author: Samuel Butler

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Author: Isaac Asimov

Life is too short for traffic.
Author: Dan Bellack

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Author: Dan Quayle

'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
Author: J. Jacques

What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
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How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden
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How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.
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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 apples."
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