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Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf.
Author: Rabindranath Tagore

Let's not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don't die, get well by themselves. Our job is mainly to try to make them feel better; do no harm.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
Author: Bob Hope

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
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How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?
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If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
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If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 225 pounds, and he's an accountant. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?" The first guy says, "No, I don't want to have to explain it two times."
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