Best Cell Phones

Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?
Author: Jeff Melvoin

Is there no balm in Gilead? is there no physician there?
Author: Bible

It has all been very interesting.
Author: Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
Author: Evelyn Waugh

It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes