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If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

It is fortunate to be of high birth, but it is no less so to be of such character that people do not care to know whether you are or are not.
Author: Jean de la Bruyere

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Author: Hugh Elliott

It is healthier to see the good points of others than to analyze our own bad ones.
Author: Francoise Sagan

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
Author: William G. McAdoo

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
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Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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