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It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity: they must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it.
Author: Charlotte Bronte

It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.
Author: Thomas Fuller

It is never too late to give up our prejudices.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
Author: Agnes Repplier

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Author: Gore Vidal

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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