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I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels, most would choose none.
Author: Ben Shahn

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together, not only our government but civilization itself.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace: to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete.
Author: Ronald Reagan

I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I cannot tell what the dickens his name is.
Author: William Shakespeare

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.
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What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.
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What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes