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Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Author: Friedrich von Schiller

Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you less than you are.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

Know how to ask. There is nothing more difficult for some people, nor for others, easier.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Know thyself.
Author: Thales

Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.
Author: Lucille Ball

Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?" The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
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