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Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing more than another it is for the sovereignty of self-governing people.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

Justice delayed, is justice denied.
Author: William Gladstone

Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Author: Coleman Cox

Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
Author: Epictetus

Knowledge can be communicated, but wisdom cannot. A man can find it, he can live it, he can be filled and sustained by it, but he cannot utter or teach it.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes