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I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
Author: Poul Anderson

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Author: Jack Benny

Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which hath ends, will have an end; whereas that which is founded on true virtue, will always continue.
Author: John Dryden

If human life were long enough to find the ultimate theory, everything would have been solved by previous generations. Nothing would be left to be discovered.
Author: Stephen Hawking

Let no one who loves be unhappy, even love unreturned has its rainbow.
Author: James M. Barrie

What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes