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I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business.
Author: Bette Davis

I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not to take thought for your persons or your properties, but and chiefly to care about the greatest improvement of the soul. I tell you that virtue is not given by money, but that from vir
Author: Socrates

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Author: Ludwig Wittgenstein

I don't think success is harmful, as so many people say. Rather, I believe it indispensable to talent, if for nothing else than to increase the talent.
Author: Jeanne Moreau

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'
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QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
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Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
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Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes