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It is as hard to see one's self as to look backwards without turning around.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
Author: Henry Allen

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
Author: Margaret Cho

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Author: Samuel Butler

It is by no means self-evident that human beings are most real when most violently excited; violent physical passions do not in themselves differentiate men from each other, but rather tend to reduce them to the same state.
Author: Thomas Elliot

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes