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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
Author: Mark Twain

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
Author: Heraclitus

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Author: Mark Twain

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
Author: Alfred Adler

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
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What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
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What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes